I have been sober as a judge all April this year

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit - Billy Connolly

I always wanted to be a Paradichlorobenzene tender. Never knew what they did for a living but I still wanted to be one

1litre Jota

Huge giant

Quaker porridge

I was in the pub when I proposed to the love of my life. It was very romantic – I got up on one knee.

.......I want to be known as somebody that can behave themselves.


Whether I can or not has yet to be seen

Today I'm going down to the boat to put the new battery in and service the very old diesel engine. No engine makes it almost impossible to get her in and out of the harbour so it has to be done. Would have done it yesterday but the rain was heavy. If nothing else, the boat keeps me out of trouble, s...

Morning Peeps'

Day nine for me and feeling pretty good, the right way to go

Fresh!!! <:)> I was going to ask if you were around today on the ‘keeping in touch’ forum <:)> . Good to see you getting back on track ;)? . Come catch me <:)> Sammie my friend! How are you doing?! Afternoon everybody Back on day 1. I haven't been around for a while, was boozing through most of it....

Well done, Joe. You're heading in the right direction

Problem sorted, Jjjj,

Tomorrow morning I'll have Pots and Pots of kippers and a few smoked haddock for breakfast. If I don't eat them all with a smile on my face, just shout out loud

......I have better thing to do with my life, thankfully

No more kippers. Smoked haddock instead

Hi Sammie, No, I've not always sailed although I should have. Thirty-odd years ago I just decided that I would enjoy mooching around in a yacht so I bought one. Then I realised that I had to find out how to sail it. I did that the hard way, between Grangemouth, Aberdeen and Berwick on Tweed. A good ...

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?

Wish that I had Kippers for breakfast today

Hey Sammie, Yes, that's my old yacht. Bought her in Inverness last year and a pleasure to sail. I'm like you, I get seasick as well - unless I'm sailing. Same with all forms of transport. If we're in control, we don't have the time to be unwell, or so I see it ()o When I got her, I loaded her up wit...

This morning it was Instant breakfast. Boring and yucky