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Post by Topcat » 21 Jul 2020 08:54

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Post by Wilson » 21 Jul 2020 14:01

Topcat wrote:
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Where’s the fun in that?

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Post by Newt » 22 Jul 2020 16:18

When the footy started again they were advised to clean their balls at half time, strange really when you think about it, they only advise us to wash our hands :?
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Post by Newt » 31 Jul 2020 12:16

BREAKING


"Lockdown in the North West was too hasty", insist the people who said the original lockdown was too slow.
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Post by Newt » 31 Jul 2020 18:11

They work fine, the only complaints so far is about the grease :roll:


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Post by Newt » 07 Aug 2020 10:41

These Germans were crafty buggers, they disguised their bunkers to fool the allies you know, this one was made to look like Rod Stewart :D



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Post by pickles » 07 Aug 2020 11:11

' Normal ' is just a setting on the washing machine .

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Post by Newt » 07 Aug 2020 12:11

:lol:


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Post by Mark. » 07 Aug 2020 13:32

(w) (w) :lol:
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Post by Newt » 08 Aug 2020 10:42

OH has been missing now for over a week, the police have told me to expect the worst, so I nipped to the charity shop again and bought all her clothes back :shock:
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Post by Sheila » 10 Aug 2020 11:55

(w) :lol:
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Post by Newt » 12 Aug 2020 19:36

I reminded OH that it was national orgasm day ;)

She reminded me it was national headache week :roll:
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Post by Lush4life » 13 Aug 2020 07:57

Newt wrote:
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I reminded OH that it was national orgasm day ;)

She reminded me it was national headache week :roll:
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Post by Newt » 23 Aug 2020 07:51

I'm going to have to call a plumber, third time this has happened in a month :roll:




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Post by Newt » 15 Sep 2020 16:55

I called the doctor's surgery this morning.

"I need to make an appointment for as soon as possible," I said, "Everything in my right ear is echoing."

"Ok," she said, "How does tomorrow sound?"

I said, "Tomorrow, orrow, orrow, orrow"
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Post by Mark. » 15 Sep 2020 21:32

(w)
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;) :lol:
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Post by Becerrea » 15 Sep 2020 23:04

They asked Chuck Norris how many pull ups he could do.

.- ALL of them, he replied.

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