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"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."
221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
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"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."
221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
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Vertical Man
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Did you know that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. 
“Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and freedom”
Viktor E. Frankl.
Viktor E. Frankl.
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Topcat
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Hardly surprising VM #5 on the 2022 Challenge
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
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Sheila
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An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.
They decide it's finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asks, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," replies the old lady.
The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: "Is that one word or two?"
They decide it's finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asks, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," replies the old lady.
The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: "Is that one word or two?"
#4 on the 2021 Challenge
I will not drink again no matter what.
I will not drink again no matter what.
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janglos199
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
A stick
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Trojan
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Au milieu de l'hiver, j'apprenais enfin qu'il y avait en moi un été invincible.
#99 on the 2022 Challenge
#99 on the 2022 Challenge
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AJH
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Spotted Dick, butter and brown muscovado sugar. Gypsy Tart. Butterfly Buns. Just like your Nan used to make.