They asked Chuck Norris how many pull ups he could do.
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Topcat
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That's even worse than usual Newts #5 on the 2022 Challenge
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
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I still have Faith, but right now I'm reaching for the moon.
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Topcat
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I'll pass on the fish balls thanks Luna 
#5 on the 2022 Challenge
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
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Strange, we had fish ‘cakes’ last night ... and then I saw Luna’s post 
Remember the vegetarian lasagna a few years ago that had to be taken off shelves as it was thought to have contained horse meat ......
Remember the vegetarian lasagna a few years ago that had to be taken off shelves as it was thought to have contained horse meat ......
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Thankfully no Red Rum though !
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE
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He also lost his virginity before his dad.
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Ok in case anyone feels offended, this is more subtle and gives more food for thought than it might at first appear to... I also think it's quite funny... 
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I like it Rachel 
#5 on the 2022 Challenge
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
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Me too!
"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."
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221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
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Newt and Pickles!"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."
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221b for the 2022 Challenge, including Sundays.
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Newt!Nothing clever about this one
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Newt!Ha ha! Love it, Rachel!
(It appeals to my not very clever sense of humour 
) EDIT: I couldn't resist...
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"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."
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Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse
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When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
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That s terrific
#5 on the 2022 Challenge
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.
When life kicks sand in your face, build a castle.