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They asked Chuck Norris how many pull ups he could do.

.- ALL of them, he replied.

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(w) That's even worse than usual Newts (w)
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I'll pass on the fish balls thanks Luna :lol:
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Strange, we had fish ‘cakes’ last night ... and then I saw Luna’s post :shock: :lol:



Remember the vegetarian lasagna a few years ago that had to be taken off shelves as it was thought to have contained horse meat ......

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Thankfully no Red Rum though !

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity... TWICE

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He also lost his virginity before his dad.

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(::) (::)
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:lol: (::)
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Ok in case anyone feels offended, this is more subtle and gives more food for thought than it might at first appear to... I also think it's quite funny... :)


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I like it Rachel (::)
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Me too! :lol: (::)
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(w) :lol: ;)? Newt and Pickles!
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:o Newt!

Nothing clever about this one :) :
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:lol: :lol: Newt!
Rachel wrote:
05 Nov 2020 09:14
Nothing clever about this one :)
Ha ha! Love it, Rachel! :lol: (::) (It appeals to my not very clever sense of humour ;) )

EDIT: I couldn't resist... (w)

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Just when you thought they couldn't get any worse (w)
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That s terrific (::) :lol:
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