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:lol: :lol: :lol:
"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."

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:lol:

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:lol:
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:lol:
"There was a house we all had in common and it was called the past, even though we'd lived in different rooms."

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Did you know that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. 😁
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:lol: Hardly surprising VM :lol:
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An elderly couple who are both widowed have been courting for a long time.
They decide it's finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they go out to dinner and talk about how their marriage might work.
They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the man broaches the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asks, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," replies the old lady.
The old gentleman sits quietly for a moment, adjusts his glasses, leans over towards her and whispers: "Is that one word or two?"
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(::) :lol:
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(w) ;)?

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What's brown and sticky?



A stick

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janglos199 wrote:
12 May 2022 12:49
What's brown and sticky?



A stick
(::) :lol2: (::)
Spotted Dick, butter and brown muscovado sugar. Gypsy Tart. Butterfly Buns. Just like your Nan used to make.

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