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Post by Topcat » 04 Dec 2018 09:32

That's removed the ho ho ho a bit :lol:
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Post by Naughty little newt » 06 Dec 2018 14:18

I love Americans ;)?



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Post by Naughty little newt » 08 Dec 2018 16:30

I was just reading something there and apparently three people having sex is called a threesome and two people having sex is called a twosome, now I understand why people call me handsome :roll:

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Post by Topcat » 08 Dec 2018 16:54

(w)
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Post by Sleepyb » 08 Dec 2018 21:56

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Just look for the fresh prints.

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Post by Jjjj of Old » 10 Dec 2018 12:14

SleepyB! (w) :lol: (::)
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Post by Naughty little newt » 10 Dec 2018 12:20

Oh look at what some dirty bugger just sent me :shock:



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Post by Topcat » 11 Dec 2018 12:07

(::) :lol:
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Post by Naughty little newt » 11 Dec 2018 13:41

:lol:

According to the BBC the Brexit talks are looking promising today ;)?




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Post by Topcat » 11 Dec 2018 14:36

Hee hee :lol:
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Post by Naughty little newt » 11 Dec 2018 14:39

Topcat wrote:
11 Dec 2018 14:36
Hee hee :lol:


I know, this could even turn out to be a blow for the Brexiteers (w) I know, it's hanging up next to the front door, I'll get it on my way out :roll:

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Post by DoryGirl » 11 Dec 2018 23:35

Newt, you are on startling form this week!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Post by Naughty little newt » 12 Dec 2018 08:55

:lol:



Going....Going....Gollum (::)

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Post by pickles » 15 Dec 2018 10:28

Not overly funny ( unnecessary hysterical emoji ) , but amusing.

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Post by Topcat » 15 Dec 2018 10:45

I like that Pickles (::)
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Post by pickles » 15 Dec 2018 10:57

You'll have to find out what the meaning of this is . Hope they were saved by the 'boom' though !

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Post by Naughty little newt » 17 Dec 2018 19:36

Well I get it Pickles :lol: (::)




OH dressed up as a WPC last night and giggled "I'm arresting you on suspicion of being good in bed" ;)


After two minutes she said that all charges had been dropped due to lack of evidence :roll:

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