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Post by Lush4life » 17 Dec 2018 19:57

what do you call a German on speaker phone?

Hans free.
Well it came out of a cracker didn't it :oops:
Festive though ;)?
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Post by Naughty little newt » 17 Dec 2018 20:02

Pull the other one :roll:
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Post by Lush4life » 18 Dec 2018 07:00

Naughty little newt wrote:
17 Dec 2018 20:02
Pull the other one :roll:
OK, if you insist;
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Post by Trojan » 18 Dec 2018 07:25

Why did Santa go to the doctor?

Because he had low elf esteem 8-) :D :?
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Post by Lush4life » 18 Dec 2018 07:50

Trojan wrote:
18 Dec 2018 07:25
Why did Santa go to the doctor?

Because he had low elf esteem 8-) :D :?
I hope he got the help he needed;
so often it's easy to push these problems to the back of the shelf (w) :lol:
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Post by Topcat » 18 Dec 2018 08:05

(w) Groan
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Post by Lush4life » 18 Dec 2018 08:07

Topcat wrote:
18 Dec 2018 08:05
(w) Groan
for a bear with very little brain, this best I can do :lol:
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Post by Trojan » 18 Dec 2018 08:34

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld fang syne :P
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Post by Naughty little newt » 18 Dec 2018 12:41

Well that's my favourite Nephew's present sorted ;)?



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What do you reckon, 6mg or should I go for 12 to be on the safe side :D
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Post by Naughty little newt » 18 Dec 2018 12:55

Maybe this is something for Granda ;)?



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Post by JohnC » 18 Dec 2018 22:02

Why don't creationist's Christmas crackers go 'pop'

Because they don't believe in the 'big bang'.
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Post by CJ » 19 Dec 2018 21:36

This is silly but made me giggle:
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Post by Lush4life » 19 Dec 2018 21:59

CJ wrote:
19 Dec 2018 21:36
This is silly but made me giggle:

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:lol2: :lol:
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Post by Topcat » 20 Dec 2018 06:23

(w)
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Post by pickles » 21 Dec 2018 17:41

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Caught on camera !
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Post by Naughty little newt » 21 Dec 2018 17:59

:lol: (::)
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Post by Naughty little newt » 21 Dec 2018 18:44

Things are back to normal ;)?



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Post by pickles » 21 Dec 2018 19:45

Naughty little newt wrote:
21 Dec 2018 17:59
:lol: (::)
I wonder how it would have looked had it been Juncker?




Super-kitty:)

How many 'jokes' will be safe to drone on about now .

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Post by Naughty little newt » 21 Dec 2018 19:58

Pickles wrote:I wonder how it would have looked had it been Juncker?

Something like this? ;)



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