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Post by Newt » 15 May 2020 20:26

This corona's doing my head in, I was watching the porn channel earlier and one of the girls was dressed like a nurse, I couldn't help myself, I just stood up and started clapping :shock:
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Post by Mark. » 15 May 2020 20:49

(w) :lol:

There is another joke in here about internet porn being ok at the moment because at least you won't have to pester the NHS with The (real) Clap ;)


Or summat... :? :lol:
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Post by Newt » 15 May 2020 20:54

I'm quite fond of the clap Mark ;)?
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Post by Mark. » 15 May 2020 21:02

Newt wrote:
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I'm quite fond of the clap Mark ;)?
Now, THAT gets a clap from me, Newt (::)


My missus just called through from the next room and said, "Is that Yes?" I sometimes forget what a right old prog-rocker she is :D
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Post by Newt » 15 May 2020 21:03

Yes,

Is it my imagination or is there an echo in here :?
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Post by Mark. » 15 May 2020 21:04

Newt wrote:
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Is it my imagination or is there an echo in here
Yes :D
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Post by Newt » 15 May 2020 21:06

:lol:


Even as a young-un, when it was punk or die I had a copy of close to the edge or fragile hidden under my bed to be brought out when I was all alone, I still listen to them you know ;)
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Post by Newt » 16 May 2020 09:55

My Mother used to say wear clean undies, you never know the day you'll get hit by a bus, I followed her advice right up until last year when I got knocked off my bike by one, what a waste of time that was, as I was sat on the side of the road looking at the open fracture on my shin I shit my pants and pissed them anyway :roll:
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Post by Mark. » 16 May 2020 11:49

:lol: :lol:

Just to maintain the current tone...

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Post by Newt » 16 May 2020 12:51

:lol: ;)?
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Post by Newt » 20 May 2020 19:35

So I thought I'd swop our bed for the little one's trampoline for a laugh, OH hit the roof when she found out :roll:
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(w) (w) :lol:
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Post by Newt » 22 May 2020 14:10

:lol: (::)


I was going to spoil it with another juvenile comment on giving head but I'll not bother ;)
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Post by Newt » 22 May 2020 14:18

So anyway, Mother landed round and pulled a bag of peanuts out of her hand bag, offered them around, OH had a few, so did the little-un, I must admit I polished most of them off, I offered them back to Mum but she said she didn't like them as they got caught up in her dentures, why did you by them then I asked, because I like the chocolate that used to be on them she said :shock:
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Post by Rachel » 22 May 2020 14:19

:D very clever.
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Post by Newt » 22 May 2020 14:20

Thanks :lol:
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Post by Newt » 22 May 2020 18:21

I'm f**king raging, this huge German Shepard just shit all over my front lawn, and he had a dog with him :twisted:
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