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Post by Topcat » 05 Jul 2020 15:55

Newt wrote:
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I'm here all night :D
I'm not........
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Post by Newt » 05 Jul 2020 16:22

Lucky you :lol:
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Post by Newt » 06 Jul 2020 13:11

It's about time they stopped giving points to people caught speeding, if anything they should be punished :roll:
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Post by Newt » 11 Jul 2020 10:30

Hey guys, I've just discovered something useful, you can check your own prostate by simply using Aldi's value toilet paper ;)?
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Post by Newt » 12 Jul 2020 14:12

Is it just me? :?



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Post by Topcat » 12 Jul 2020 17:36

Newt wrote:
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Is it just me?
Nope :lol:
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Post by Newt » 13 Jul 2020 10:01

What an unlucky start to the day, not only would the toilet not flush but I'm also banned for life from B&Q! :roll:
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Post by Newt » 15 Jul 2020 11:54

This is why we have blond jokes ;)



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Post by Rebecca » 16 Jul 2020 04:56

:lol: :lol2:
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Post by Mark. » 17 Jul 2020 19:47

:lol: :lol: (::)
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Post by Topcat » 18 Jul 2020 12:09

(::) :lol:
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Post by Mark. » 18 Jul 2020 12:38

:lol: :lol:
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Post by Newt » 19 Jul 2020 14:36

Oh now that is a useful idea :?



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Post by Mark. » 19 Jul 2020 14:40

:shock: :shock: Ooh, the hygiene implications!

I'd want to be wearing a johnny before trying that! :lol:
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Post by Wilson » 19 Jul 2020 14:55

There’s more than one there.
You ain’t got to share.

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Post by Mark. » 19 Jul 2020 17:56

Wilson wrote:
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There’s more than one there.
You ain’t got to share.
:oops: Got to admit, I missed that when I first saw it ;)? :lol:
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Post by Mark. » 19 Jul 2020 18:03

PS.
:oops: Got to admit, I missed that when I first saw it
I mean the photo, not the holes ;)
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Post by Newt » 20 Jul 2020 06:23

How are you supposed to keep a straight face stood there looking like a door handle with a do not disturb sign hanging off it? :?



I see there's a king size, I wonder if they do a menthol? :D
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Post by Mark. » 20 Jul 2020 06:47

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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