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Re: Staying Single

Posted: 01 Feb 2016 17:14
by DannyD
Sorry. Didn't mean to shout.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 01 Feb 2016 19:11
by jaxom7
I've sorted it cos I care. Aw.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 01 Feb 2016 20:17
by DannyD
Thanks Dave. I seem to remember it caused a lot of disgust first time around.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 02 Feb 2016 19:18
by jaxom7
Hairy feet are on this page along with a couple of other gems. Looking back tis a wonder we ever got more than three days AF between us.

Hope that Masai warrior is of the lady persuasion cos I am a Lesbian trapped in a man's body. Btw, I am no longer World President. I was impeached, which is why I walk funny.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 02 Feb 2016 19:40
by DannyD
That link took me to nowhere useful. I expect you're no longer world president because your links go to the moon three times before spinning around in an orbit and getting lost in the history pages. And yes. Those days were sometimes sheer nonsense.

An Eskimo chef? Can he cook fish? Slingy I think you could do with an Amazon warrior, though I'm not sure what she could do with you ()o

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 02 Feb 2016 20:08
by jaxom7
The link works for me :? You have to scroll down the page to get to the feet post. Anyway, why did you click the link Danny? You know you don't like them.

Edit: I just copied the url (http:\\www. etc ) directly into the address field on my browser and that worked too. Summat funny going on. Must be gremlins.

Edit 2 It's page 376 of the Two Month Challenge.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 02 Feb 2016 21:15
by DannyD
Ah. I didn't want 'the feet'. I wanted the joie de vivre. Yup, link takes me to page 376 of the 2 month challenge. Sum dim gui, cowboy and friends, none of 'our' gang. I wonder if it makes a difference that I have the pages descending instead of ascending (or whatever it is)?

Amazon women don't do the washing or cooking, they do the huntin" and fightin'.

Pixie - wonder what she is up to these days. Mine had all gone because of the name change. I wonder if posts get archived, or if they're gone for ever.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 02 Feb 2016 22:10
by jaxom7
DannyD wrote:I wonder if it makes a difference that I have the pages descending instead of ascending (or whatever it is)
Ah, dat's da bunny. Try page 491.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 10:49
by sweethope
Sadly the man for me Slingy doesn't exist, I think :( Are you any good at knitting? Mine needs to be knitted you see I have specific requirements, nothing too dramatic, just basics which seem to be lacking in the men I've had the pleasure to share some of my precious time with!

My requirements are he needs to be 'NORMAL' (ie..not loooopy!!!) WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR not on his BACK on his HEAD!!! Thatś when the knitting would come in handy :D

Have a good day folks, if you find me a normal guy with a full head of hair post him out asap <:)> Xx

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 10:55
by DannyD
Your requirement is simply normal and a full head of hair? Seems achievable. Have you been restricting yourself to looking in barber shops?

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 11:29
by jaxom7
A full head of hair? Oh, that's me disqualified. Receding hairline pretty much receded.

Normal i.e. not loopy? Again, that's me out.

Unless I get a toupée and er...., er..... Nope, won't be able to hide the loopiness. More of the single life beckons. Just realised it has a downside. I've been up to my neck in laundry and cleaning. Well, someone's got to do it and that someone has to be me (again).

Off to the supermarket. Can I get anybody anything?

x-posting wotcha slingy ;)? Ha, ha! Turf-head, that's me. :D

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 11:57
by DannyD
He just needs to make me laugh Slingster. Be afraid, be very afraid. And why aren't you at work?

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 12:26
by DannyD
Come round and walk my dog? Walking the dog in the park is THE way to pull all the bored housewives. You wouldn't be able to post in 'staying single' after walking my dog. I want to write that he likes to play with his balls too, but you might take that the wrong way ()o

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 03 Feb 2016 13:57
by jaxom7
Here you are slingy
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Oh, and they had some sweet little pot plants on offer so I got you one
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Re: Staying Single

Posted: 04 Feb 2016 00:40
by DannyD
Short haired Welsh collie. Not the brightest dog in the world. Throw him a stick or a ball and he's happy. Friday might be difficult - I'm booked for a funeral. Good work getting a job. Keep your head down, get some savings, get your knee done, sorted by Christmas.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 04 Feb 2016 17:46
by jamesey
What cracks me up is these baldy shave head blokes with mastives and big breed dogs ! Fraudian interpretation there ? That's why I walk my friends tiney jack Russell ;)? Plus the women love the combination of a tall muscular guy walking through town with a tiny jack Russell with a pink ribbon bow ;)? What an ice breaker (::)

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 05 Feb 2016 22:54
by DannyD
Hey slingster where were you? I was under that third tree on the left waiting with baited breath. Admitidly the ropes weren't very tight, but I thought my screams for help were very ladylike and realistic. A white horse trotted past - no knight. Did you fall off? Get lost? These damn horses - no sat nav.

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 06 Feb 2016 23:39
by jaxom7
Ha! I had to google NWA. Must be getting old. Perry Como anybody?

Edit: just realised I didn't have to google 'f**k the police'. Does that say anything about me or unchanging aspects of the society in which I live?

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 07 Feb 2016 00:43
by DannyD
I've been thinking of an online dating thingy, so have to write stuff about myself: buxom blond likes to read porn and tie herself up to trees. Any takers? What would you write about you?

Edit. Damn spell check. That should be 'eat prawns and play with a skipping rope....'

Re: Staying Single

Posted: 10 Feb 2016 05:18
by jaxom7
Tall, dark, handsome, debonaire, sophisticated, male, gsoh, likes to untie buxom blonds from trees and perform general acts of derring-do seeks female company for friendship and hanky-panky. Also likes lying through his remaining teeth.

"Single" is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize. Mandy Hale