Plan ahead, be aware of dangerous situations

[Topcat]

That SPAM is hilarious. Chicken gunya sounds like a takeaway

[bumpydog]

That is funny! Best spam yet!

[Amarok]

You say that now but just you wait till you get Chicken gunya! - then you'll be sorry you didn't click the link to check the symptoms.

<< starting to panick as I'm feeling slightly faint >>

[Topcat]

Wolfie

[bumpydog]

Do you think the last line meant to say celery?

[Topcat]

I think it was meant to be "clearly" Bumps, but I prefer "celery" preferably with a serving of poppadoms.

[Sheila]

If I move that spam, you lot are going to look as though you've really lost the plot ... It's gonna disappear very soon ......
Get your orders in before its too late

[Topcat]

Lost the plot? Nothing new there then.

Bye bye SPAM

[Sheila]

It's so funny I really want to leave it, but I can't

[bumpydog]

Aw! I'm off to work to question my celery. I knew the stuff was evil! It's clearly responsible for the worlds diseases!

[Jake.]

Sounds tasty